24 hour sniper target

An insult for an Indian telemarketer who won’t stop calling you on different numbers.

Telemarketer: Hello I’m calling about your extended car insurance

Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 24 HOUR SNIPER TARGET!!
Telemarketer: *hangs up*

by Mechanist December 12, 2019

Big Ass Target

That fat Ass you just want to smack with a rubber band

Damn did you see that girl she got a big ass target

by Jtheslimster February 3, 2015

Phil Target

W. Philip Target II is the CEO and founder of Target Corp.

You have heard of Charles R. Walgreen, Sr. of Walgreens, Fred Meijer of Meijers, Sam Walton of Wal-Mart. No one gives any credit to the man who thinks you should "Expect More and Pay less". This man is a retail genius, his name is Phil Target. People everywhere are butchering his family name and pronouncing it like it is French. It's time to give this man credit. . .I present to you W. Philip Target II.

by the wolf-man February 12, 2008

Pooping at Target

The one place with strong toilets enough to hold your after buffet/chipotle experience.

Guy: "I was shopping at Target then all the sudden I had a turtle head poking out from my butt since I was at Chipotle earlier. I ran to the bathroom to Bomb The Bowl, and do I feel bad for the next person that walks in there. I am thankful that i was pooping at Target because they have toilets that could flush down a hurricane!"

by MuffinStuffers November 17, 2014

Penis Target Shooting.

You shove a penut into your Japs Eye, you then masturbate and then fire the penut at a target.

" Wow, your good at Penis Target Shooting. "

by lenny2701 May 12, 2009

dick-target

The small growth of hair beneath the lower lip, not quite a goatee, growing only in the center of the chin. Usually no more than half an inch wide, but of any length.

It's great that you can finally grow facial hair, but shave that fucking dick-target off, it makes you look like a fag.

by Sam in Florida April 25, 2007

Hard Target

Girls that have very real slay possibilities, so you have either already slayed them, or have at least hooked up with them.

Drew: damn that girl is pretty damn hot.

Eric: She is a hard target, I already got to her last week. She is off the slaydar. Its time to move on to bigger and better things.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic March 16, 2007