Changing of the tards

The act of one dog waiting at the door to go out while the other dog waits at the other side of the same door to come in.

Every morning we witness the changing of the tards at least 3 times before 9 am.

by orangehouse December 13, 2010

adult-tard

An adult who does ridiculosly stupid things as a way of showing their maturity. Eg; when a little bird finds it's way into a classroom of fifth graders, and adult-tard would be the first one to catch it and call animal protection, instead of letting it fly away. Making oddly stupid rules and descisions is another habit of adult-tards.

At my school, they caught someone smoking in a restroom stall and the adult-tard principle made a rule against using the bathroom.
(true adult-tard moment)

by happyhappyjoyjoy May 28, 2007

feast on tards

The act of taking advantage of people who are intellectually inferior to you or people seeming nearly retarded.

Let's hit the Excaliber poker room, I'd like to feast on tards tonight.

by Ryan Ristow September 15, 2007

tarding out

The action of a person who sits and stares at an object or at nothing at all for an extended amount of time. They tend to drop their jaw, not react to things going on around them and possibly drool.

Student 1: Did you hear what would be covered on the exam?
Student 2: Nah man, I was tarding out like crazy.

by jumpin-jahoosafrats March 29, 2008

porn tard

One who is not well-versed in the art of pornography.

I didn't know Marilyn Monroe was on the first issue of Playboy.
You porn tard.

by Porn January 29, 2006

tard mobile

an old school, big boat, gas-guzzling station-wagon that is embarrassing to be seen driving or riding in. Many people wear a disguise if they have to ride in one.

I saw your mom pick you up at the movies Saturday night with the tard mobile, just as you were about to get that chick's phone number-that sucks!

by busterboner August 29, 2009

Squatch-tard

A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.

Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009