C U Next Tuesday

1. cunt
2. a terrific song by Kesha about an unnamed guy she's calling a cunt

1. That girl I met yesterday is a C U next Tuesday.
2. "C U Next Tuesday" is my seventh favorite song on Kesha's Cannibal album.

by Ponchy8 November 20, 2011

Topless Tuesday

Possibly one of the best creations ever on Tumblr. Arousing boys since early 2011, girls on Tumblr are supposed to post a picture of themselves without a t-shirt (and sometimes a bra) every Tuesday.

Jack: Why's everyone putting naked photos up on Tumblr?
Dave: It's topless Tuesday!

by kezimorta September 24, 2011

Tuesday

When you are very high on cannabis.

Dude I'm so tuesday right now!

Tuesday

by Tom6 November 5, 2008

fat tuesday

when you skip class/work on a Monday, and then you have an absolute crapload of work to do the next day.

"I'm thinking of staying home on Monday, but then I'll have to endure fat tuesday"

"It wasn't work skipping class yesterday cause now it's fucking fat tuesday! Shit!"

by MMjr March 24, 2009

Tuesday

a beautiful person who carries her heart on her sleeve and loves deeply. cutting and sarcastic, she is also loving and sweet to those important to her.

That girl is aweseome, such a Tuesday

by sistergirly February 5, 2010

catch u next tuesday

callin sum guy or chick a cunt in short
i first heard it in american dad tv show

'tams i got to go. francine is bein a real "catch u next tuesday"

by adran fitzgerald January 30, 2007

Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today

A catchphrase coined by Whimpy in the old Popeye cartoons and comics. It was actually "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Basically, someone who uses this or a similar phrase is trying to get something on credit, and may or may not follow through in paying you back.

"Why pay Tuesday for a hamburger today?"
"Because food debt doesn't have interest."

by Hamelin January 28, 2007