tofuy

adjective

1. like, containing, or filled with tofu.
2. resembling tofu, as in smoothness, tastelessness or uniformity;
3. grossly bland; processed health food.

I disliked those tofuy dumplings.

Her boyfriend was quiet and dull; conversations with him were tofuy.

I don’t like that new vegetarian restaurant on 32nd street—everything there is so processed and tofuy there.

by Vancoubeaver June 21, 2024

tofuy

Adjective

1. Like, containing, or composed of tofu;
2. Resembling tofu, as in smoothness, tastelessness, or uniformity;
3. Grossly bland, boring;
4. Informal. Possessing the nature of an overly processed health food.

I don't like that dumpling as the filling was too tofuy.

Her boyfriend is pretty dull--whatever he says is tofuy.

That restaurant makes the most over-the-top tofuy vegetarian dishes.

by Vancoubeaver June 21, 2024

tofuy

adjective

1. like, containing, or filled with tofu.
2. resembling tofu, as in smoothness, tastelessness or uniformity;
3. grossly bland; processed health food.

I disliked those tofuy dumplings.

Her boyfriend was quiet and dull; conversations with him were tofuy.

I don’t like that new vegetarian restaurant on 32nd street—everything there is so processed and tofuy there.

by Vancoubeaver June 21, 2024

tofugget

An offensive and derogatory expletive for a vegan or vegetarian person. Pretty fucked up ngl.

"She said she doesn't eat meat, so I said: Get out of here you damn tofuggets!"

by ParkGymIn December 26, 2024

Rotting Tofu Situation

Or R.T.S.
It's lazyness applied to problems.
When there is something that you could solve very easily, by a simple action, but you simply don't.
The problem usually becomes very complicated, and it may loose the state of things where it is solved by a simple action, ending in havoc.
Procrastinators are very good at creating such a situations.

1.
-Ey... Why don't you just throw that tofu away? It's been a week already, and this place seriously stinks
-You are right, I should.
-This is literally a R.T.S.

2.
-Say, dude, why don't you tell Laura it's over? she is falling for you, and you don't care about her. Plus you are already into Amanda.
-You are right, I should. But I don't wanna hurt Laura.
-You will, eventually... god this is so a Rotting Tofu Situation.

by Martobe March 2, 2010

technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

by ftabohica1978 February 10, 2017

raw tofu

When you're a hardcore vegan who is also lazy and you like the taste of wet, cold, slimy, jiggly stuff that tastes like nothing.

I'm so hardcore, I just got my day's worth of protein eating a brick of raw tofu and all I had to do was open the package. Breakfast is done!

by Wordsemup May 26, 2017