Tired drunk

When you’re out of it from being tired and act like your drunk or high

Woah dude, I’m feelin a bit tired drunk

by EMSP420 June 13, 2019

tire of shame

1. The large expansion of a woman's lower abdomen during her menstrual cycle, which causes the particular woman to feel embarrassment, distress, stress, anger, rage, fury, impatience, ill-will, turmoil, irritation, violent fits, and/or cause the woman to deem it necessary to bringeth fire and brimstone upon any soul that dare step in her way.

2. The bloating that results from a woman during her period, which gives her a reason to be pissed almost all day.

Amy must have the tire of shame. It's the only reason she's been so peeved lately.

Don't comment on her tire of shame. It will only make her more mad.

by the_poor_soul January 1, 2012

Puke tired

When you’re so tired that you need to puke- you’re not sick, go to sleep.

Peepeepoopoo: Man I feel so sick
Boomer: how much sleep have you had?
Peepeepoopoo: not much
Boomer: you’re puke tired, get back to work!

by Blobfishunicorn December 2, 2019

introvert tired

The feeling you get after being with a group of people or just a single person.

School was great today, although I am a little introvert tired.

by eggdropsoup February 14, 2017

nap tired

When you're tired enough to take a good 1-3 hour nap, but not tired enough for your sleep to be considered a night's worth.

"Why are you up at 3 AM?"
"I tried to go to sleep at midnight, but I was only nap tired, so I woke up at 2:30, unable to go back to sleep."

by titanc_13 June 26, 2017

Sally tired

A state of being, unprecedented laziness.

An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.

A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.

A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.

Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.

I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.

I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.

by MotherSally June 28, 2017

Stretched Tires

Stretched Tires are when car and truck enthusiasts install tires narrower than the wheels on their vehicle. Although this is often done because owners are too poor to buy the correct size rubber, some do it for "the look", unaware the fad started in the late 1990's in the gay male community of Mexico City where it continues to this day. The more "stretch" a man put on his truck tires indicated his status as being able to accept larger penises for anal sex. More stretch equals more dick.

My friend Chris wasn't getting much action until he put stretched tires on his Silverado. Now every time he goes to Home Depot, he brings home a Juan or Pedro to give him a good reaming.

by KTeacherK June 15, 2021