Teresa

International unit of human beauty (Ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.

2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.

3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.

e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”

Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”

by yoc January 15, 2015

tertiary alcohol

An alcohol that doesn't give a positive breath test. Often used to drink and drive.

The policeman gave him a breath test because he had passed out from alcohol poisoning, but the test was negative. He must have been drinking tertiary alcohol.

by Chris March 26, 2003

teetsj

A word when swearing with no meaning at all. Just a nice word to say.. means something like fuck this, damnit

Damn, teetsj!

by Von Zebon July 21, 2014

teets

Masturbation/Masturbating.. a shortening of the Maori word 4 masturbation Te Toi
Originates from Rotorua Boys high school (raukura) wher it is a popular saying/catch-phrase amongst Shane, Api, Peter and especially Taupunga who some say is the founder of the teets phenomenon

Taupunga went off to the toilets for a teets

by tomraukura April 2, 2007

mother teresa

(n.) A good, charitable person.

calcutta yummy cow moo cow moo

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

Teras

When you are laughing so hard you are not able to type the word tears correctly

“I'm laughing in teras”

by thegirlwhoannoysfriends August 13, 2019

Fuck Terfs

Terrible human being who invalidate trans women, and trans men. They are the cur of the world, and are enforcers of the patriarchy. And their true acronym is F.A.R.T. Which is feminism appropriating radical Transphobes.

Fuck terfs

by Penelope Pierce May 5, 2021