Techno rape

The painful slowing down of a computer that ocurs when you connect an iPhone to a Windows OS

Sorry got to drop the Skype my iPhone's Techno rape my laptop and I cant even surf for porn it's that slow.

by Bed-Bugscouk March 22, 2012

techno clippy

a girl by the name of Sophie who always has at least one clip in her hair every time she ties it up.

"Oh Techno Clippy! Is that a clip I see?" I ask with a grin.

"Same with your golden streak." She winked.

by supersmartygamergirl February 12, 2019

Techno-wagon

A conjunction of technology and bandwagon used to refer to those (people or organizations) that adopt technology at the onset of mass usage before understanding its merits and functions.

Company XYZ started using Twitter and Facebook to advertise their product through social media sites without knowing exactly how social media works. They clearly jumped aboard the techno-wagon.

bandwagon, early-adopter, abstinence, amish, Generation Y

by icanteatcheese September 25, 2009

Bromanian Techno

Bromanian Techno is when EDM bros and deep house music fans switch over to the trendy style of Romanian techno to seem cooler and more hipster than they actually are.

That poser used to be into EDM and dubstep but now is into Raresh and is totally a Bromanian techno fan!

by GuBostonDubs May 24, 2017

techno-bling

Technology that makes the transition to highly visusl, over=the-top jewelry. Geeks lust after the newest techno-bling e.g. The IPOD shuffle, the Moto Razr, and $1000 cell phones or PDA's. With techno-bling fashion outweighs form and function. Largely pejorative in most circles.

"Have you seen the new IPOD nano? Haning on her neck? Pure techno-bling, all flash"

by Rob Tyrie December 11, 2005

techno-troglodyte

Someone is incapable or unwilling to learn, understand or use technology in any of it's forms.

Formed from techno technology and troglodyte (cave man or woman)

DOES NOT have anything to do with techno music

My grandma can't use a smart phone, computer or even a vcr player, as she is a techno-troglodyte

by Daniel-Lyndie December 01, 2010

techno queer

A gay person who walks everywhere listening to techno music loudly, annoying the hell out of everyone while wearing really disturbing tights.

That techno queer over there is getting annoying. Let's go kick his ass.

by Brenda's the shiz nitz March 03, 2008