sampan

Cooolest man you’ll ever meet. Have a big PeePee and is thick like Timmy thick.

You’re a Sampan today
Thanks

by Blop22 April 18, 2018

vagina sympathy

Vagina sympathy is to females what penis sympathy is to males. It hurts our kittycats to hear about damaged kittycats.

Males may crumble at the thought of a soccer ball in the groin, but imagine what females are going through when hearing a sentence combining maternity wards and poultry scissors.
I'll disappear in the corner in pure vagina sympathy the day a friend gives birth to a baby in the same room.

by Unna L. Wildt December 5, 2007

Sympathy spewer

The act of spewing, when some one else has been sick

Person1 was sick all over his shoes and person 2 just spewed up when he saw it
Man person 2 is such a sympathy spewer

by sicko89123 May 15, 2009

Sympathy Cough

When someone coughs near you, and you or someone else near, coughs without the real necessity to do so.

On train, random guy out of eyesight coughs.

Girl one coughs.

Girl two says "That was so a sympathy cough."

Girl one says "Yeah, like I don't even have thyroid fever."

Girl two says "I don't even know you."

by The masked avenger of doom December 19, 2010

Simpathy

When you feel sympathy for a simp.

Why do I feel simpathy for this guy

by Landiah March 20, 2020

Sympatico

To be 'in sync with'. Originally sited in the 1966 classic 'Trouble with Angels'. recently re-invented becoming the 'now' word to describe people or events that have a psychic link.

I swear he is so sympatico - he was saying he wanted to rent the house next door just days ago and today the owner just left saying it will be vacant around the time he gets back from holidays ... SPOOKY !!!!

by CarmKat November 2, 2010

coke and sympathy

The phrase "coke and sympathy" is from the Rolling Stones song "Let it bleed", from the full length album of the same name. " and there will always be space in my parking lot, when you need a little coke, and sympathy."

" I sure could use a little " coke and sympathy "right about now. As long as its Diet Coke".

by The Red Rider. February 11, 2017