chemistry shits

When you have to fart or shit but you're not sure if it is a solid, a liquid, or a gas. But you're too scared to experiment.

Guy A: Dude, I need to find a bathroom asap.

Guy B: Why, what's up?
Guy A: I've got the chemistry shits.
Guy B: Brutal!

by ak8807 November 11, 2014

vodka shits

When you drink a shit ton of vodka or alcohol and you just fucking go ham when shitting

Breh I got some mad vodka shits last night

by Cruzikins September 16, 2016

Shammy shits

Getting diarrhea immediately after drinking a shamrock shake.

Hey boss can't come into work today I have the shammy shits, the mintyness burns my anus.

by Mr.GordonPlow February 18, 2021

Shiver Shits

A large movement of the bowels so intense that it causes the individual to shake with euphoria.

"Dude I had the best shiver shits last tonight. It felt like Tinkerbell stuck her wand up my ass."

by stlnastyfuzz November 23, 2009

volcano shits

A bout of diarrhea that burns so bad that the hair on you asshole gets singed. When your asshole becomes a blowtorch.

I had a deadly bout of volcano shits last night.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

With the shits

1: With it. Being trendy.
2: Staying strapped, or carrying a firearm.
3: On practice, on point.
4 something abnormal.

1: “Are you with the shits?” “Hell yeah. These new Jordan's got me fresh to death.”
2: “Aye. You with the shits?” “Yessir.”
3: *does something cool* “You really are with the shits today.”
4: (rando on twitter) You ever see something so off yo shit(s) you pass away for a minute? *link to a weird image*

by razberrywaffle May 23, 2020

shits and giggles

the fun of it, the sake of doing it, thrills, sensation, "funsies", the hell of it, because it's there, "the devil made me do it"

Billy: why did you spray graffiti on the train?

Jojo: shits and giggles

by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 7, 2006