stretching

Enlarging the diameter of a piercing by using a taper, a horn shaped piece of plastic or metal. The stretching takes time and should be done slowly to avoid ripping the tissue. When the stretching is done, you put in a tunnel or a plug.
Commonly done on earlobes but also on nipples, tongue, labret piercings etc.

A:"Hey, what's that in your ear?"
B:"A taper. I'm stretching my other ear lobe, too."

by Violence. August 5, 2007

something for the weekend

A term used way back when by your Grandads barber refering to condoms.

Something for the weekend sir?

by tash April 24, 2003

we should do something sometime

A statement that implies certain level of interest in subject noun. Indirect question of asking someone to do something with you.
Can often duplicitous or ambiguous, playing role as a "single" from opposite sex.

Alison: What's up Jimmy?
Jimmy: Not much, how are you?
Alison: I'm good, just a lil tired from school.
Jimmy: You know, we should do something sometime afterschool
Alison: Yeah, that be cool.

by Jimmy April 22, 2004

Do Something Productive with Your Bowels

Something you say when you want someone or something to go to the bathroom.

Dog, do something productive with your bowels.

by PoeHopIn April 2, 2011

Stretching

To take a dump in a handicapped washroom.

Person: There's so much room in here! I can do some stretching in here all day...

by $e9a May 22, 2009

20-Something-Guy

"THAT" guy - you know the one... 20-something yuppie-in-training, lives with old college buddies in a messy apartment, never has toilet paper in the bathroom; loves life, beer, pizza, and hot 20-something girls although is hesitant to commit.

"... yeah, we met last weekend for drinks - he was as cute as I remember - but he's TOTALLY 20-Something-Guy!"

"He's still in 20-something-guy mode, but I'm hopeful he'll grow out of that by the time he's 30."

by WTZ_82 February 5, 2008

Sure Thing

Another way to say "i'll help you"

Madame: Please sir could you give me a hand with these groceries ?
Gentleman: Sure Thing, Madame.
Madame: Thank's a lot, you're a sweety
Gentleman: No problem madame, glad to help ya.

by YoManWazzup June 2, 2015