hot fudge sundae

When a man jerks off while taking a crap.

When iIm in a hurry, I'll give myself a hot fudge sundae in order to kill two birds with one stone.

by anonymous March 28, 2004

Samoen Sundae

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest (asleep or not) then adding coconut topping and finishing it off with a hot syrupy ejaculation that represents the hot fudge sauce.

You can rub "your banana" in it if you so desire to make it extra realistic.

Man 1 "Dude I performed the Samoen Sundae on my gf last night for the first time."

Man 2 "Wow dude thats gross, how did she take it?"

Man 1 "Well she was fine with it until the 5th time I did it to her and she woke up."

Man 2 "You did the Samoen Sundae 5 times in 1 night!?"

Man 1 "Yup"

Man 2 "You're a Haus dude"

by The Godfathers of Shenanigans March 13, 2009

Quadruple Fuck Sundae

Described as the ultimate pleasure for a girl. Occurs when she is getting anal, fingered, tits rubbed, and made out with all at the same time by one guy. It is possible and this is four points for pleasure.

Bob: Okay how did last night go? You didn't fuck up and get a submarine toilet like last time did you?

John: Nah dude, I freakin gave her the Quadruple Fuck Sundae!

Bob: Oh my God! Seriously?!? You are a God among men!

by B&W Saint February 23, 2011

Sunrae

A “Sunrae” is a fan of Addison Rae. Sunraes nowadays are usually toxic making fun of the mcyt fans and community but some can be really sweet and thoughtful, though most sunraes are harsh, rude and selfish.

Charlie: I really like Addison Rae but I hate mcyts

Brooke: well in that case you’re most likely a sunrae

by Hihellohi July 4, 2021

Hot Fudge Sundae

A child friendly synonym for "having an orgasm"

Adult in basement says "Susan had 13 Hot Fudge Sundaes". Eavesdropping child interjects in conversation and says "She had 13 Hot Fudge Sundaes? Man, she must be a pig !"

by The Pit of Iniquity January 29, 2014

Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning

Begin by enjoying a bountiful Indian green curry feast with your partner. After consuming a full bottle of ex-lax apiece, rush to make an urgent cocaine purchase from the one-legged Kenyan around the corner. After kicking his dog and letting his hoe off her leash, you grab the hoe and rush to the nearest Super 8. Once at the room, both your assholes should begin to faucet runny diarrhea into the hoe’s dirty mouth. Mixing the cocaine into this potent mixture, the hoe belches the mixture into your partner’s ass. Bring out the male midget stripper bathing in lucky charms in the bathtub to pile drive your partner until the mixture begins to run down her chest. Once the line has reached epic proportions, snort the line resulting in a life-changing experience.

Stine: “Hey Taylor, how was your first date with that sexy Serbian stallion?”
Taylor: “OH Stine, you wouldn’t believe the romantic evening I had. After enjoying a green curry feast, he performed a Curry Sundae on a Hot Mumbai Morning on me.”
Stine: “Taylor, you’re so lucky to have found such a hot fucking babe.”

by Ginger Tits October 17, 2013

SIDEWALK SUNDAE

When you beat a punk until he is knocked out, then you drag him to the sidewalk and put his mouth on the edge and then jump on the back of his head.

Johnny was a punk that didn't know when to shut his mouth, so i gave him a sidewalk sundae,and now jawless Johnny eats from a straw

by J.HUGHES September 24, 2007