After one receives a blumpkin, (getting a blow job while taking a dump) he then proceeds to grab the female by her hair and before flushing, shoves her head into the toilet bowl. Once the female's head is stabilized, he may then flush for added effect, creating a whirlpool and making it more dramatic.

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

1 n. a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream around an anus that is inflammed and is spewing diarrhea, and proptly inserting the penis and thrusting from the pelvis.

2 n. a sexual position achieved by spraying whipped cream and diarrhea in the mouth, and then putting a cherry on top.

After having sexual intercourse, take a fat dump on the girls chest. Then precede to spludge your jizz on the brown treat. The semen will add a decorative touch to the poo. When you are done plop your nut sack right into the mess and you have a hot fudge sundae. Best results with white girls and diarrhea.

You cum, put it on your balls, take a shit, put it on your balls, and then tea bag your sexual partner.

Blow a huge load in someones mouth(have them keep it there) and then shit in their mouth(better if the shit is runny) once this lovely combination is brewed up in someones mouth procede to fully tounge kiss them and you can both enjoy your hot fudge sundae

A child friendly synonym for "having an orgasm"