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A person whose face is rated less than 3/10 on the attractiveness scale.
Such people have major facial flaws, especially in the eye area, which includes one or more of the following:
- a recessed chin
- a downward-grown mandible
- a noticeable negative canthal tilt
- excessive upper eyelid exposure
- excessive scleral show
- very high-set eyebrows
- balding
- high levels of fat, especially when it leads to a double chin
- acne
- buggy eyes
- a large philtrum
- a long midface
- abnormal interpupillary distance, no matter how small

Having two or more of these traits would cause people to prefer sleeping with a dog instead of that person.
I cannot make eye contact with Johnny, he's so repulsive.
Yeah bro, he's a textbook example of a subanimal.
Subanimal by Maryoussef August 12, 2022
Related Words

Subanimatrophobia 

Subanimatrophobia
The fear of man made animatronics or once animated electronics fully submerged or half-submerged in liquid.

Branch of Submechanophobia
The fear of man made objects fully submerged or half-submerged in liquid.
I hate the ride 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea at Disney because of my subanimatrophobia due to the huge animatronics that are under the water!

suntanimal

n. - a rare breed of human common to New Jersey and Schaumburg, IL. This organism excesses in extreme self-tanning methods including, but not limited to, bronzing scrubs, lotions, spray-ons, and all coconut-smelling oil agents while over-exposing it's vile flesh to the sun. Elderly people from Florida also qualify as suntanimal status, though not as common...
Holy _hit! Look at those suntanimals! Dude, they are no doubt from Jersey! I don't bro - I've seen some suntanimals just outside Chicago in this _hit hole called Schaumburg... Effin' scary! _ucking suntanimals!
suntanimal by Dubas January 17, 2008