help i got my dick stuck in a toaster

Something you can scream in the middle of a sad scene of movie at the movie theater to make it less derpessing

"Man this is depressing"

"hold on i got this"
"wha-"
"HELP I GOT MY DICK STUCK IN A TOASTER"
"thanks now i have a will to live"

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its up and its stuck

There is an issue with someone/ somebody and it's gonna stay that way until the beef is settled.

I heard playboi carti said he wanted to shoot my nascar aloe so its up and its stuck!

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I'm being followed

Wincheter secret code

Hey mum there's something stuck to my shoe could you pick me up?

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to start doing something enthusiastically :

Like after chef makes a dish and present before you. You could say before start eating "let's get stuck in."

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Way back when, piggies would be stuck with a slaughtering knife in order to bleed out well, hence the expression, "Bleeding like a stuck pig."

"Cheese and rice! Jimmy got hit hard with that baseball! He was bleeding like a stuck pig!"

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When the door is stuck

CS, go. Legendary moment

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