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Red Sticker

A person who lives in Baton Rouge, Louisiana, who is both arrogant and yet defensive about the city. A Red Sticker will argue that it is a cool, hip town, but the only evidence that a Red Sticker can offer about Baton Rouge is their opinion that it is cool. Baton Rouge appropriates what’s cool about south Louisiana, especially from the authentic towns and communities and presents itself as genuinely connected to south Louisiana. The only thing actually important that happens in Baton Rouge is when a SEC West Team is in town to play LSU in football. Yet, Red Stickers will argue that Baton Rouge has good restaurants—as any other small, small insignificant town does. The only French a Red Sticker knows is "Baton Rouge," which they often mispronounce.
He's such a Red Sticker; he thinks that Baton Rouge is the first thing anyone thinks of when they hear Louisiana.
Red Sticker by 64SilverBear August 12, 2021

spit sticker 

A brimless hat worn by men who belong to the Jewish faith. It’s also called a Kippot or a Yamaka. . .
Not that guy, the one standing next to him wearing the blue Polo and the Spit Sticker.
spit sticker by TrvlnNubian July 11, 2022

Bumper Sticker Logic 

Logic that, if heard or read, will make sense briefly. But will not hold up under any amount of scrutiny. Bumper sticker logic will pass the smell test, but fails to hold up under deeper inspection.
“Believe all women” that is a great statement, but am I supposed to believe Ghislaine Maxwell, nah man, that is just bumper sticker logic
Bumper Sticker Logic by niquil July 30, 2022

random sticker wall 

When you put a bunch of random ass stickers that a 10 year old girl will like on you closet doors
That girl really like my random sticker wall

cum sticker 

Cum that is dried on someone’s skin that you can peel off in a solid piece. Usually resembling dried Elmer’s glue.
Last night was so crazy I bet Samantha wakes up with a few cum stickers.
cum sticker by lebrah March 20, 2023

Shit Sticker 

1. That little piece of poop that just CAN'T be wiped away. Wipe and wipe and wipe AND it's STILL there.
2. Someone who just won't leave. No matter how much you try,,,hint after hint and they're STILL there.
That little Shit Sticker made me use a whole role of toilet paper and it WON'T go away.
Shit Sticker by XLNT Eagle May 6, 2023