Snapple

When two or more straight guys snuggle (usually really good friends), everyone in witness refers to it as snapple due to the fruitiness of the situation.

Kevin: Dude, i love you, lets snapple.
Cody: i love you too, lets.

by Kevin Death Metal February 24, 2008

staples

an expression of awesomeness

You got the new album? That shit's staples!

by A&A Mehta March 6, 2009

Komoka Staple-Gun

While engaging in oral sex 69-style, the instigator unlatches just before the point of climax and delivers a quick punch or karate chop to their partner's genitals, catching them entirely by surprise and causing their pelvic muscles to constrict, resulting in an intense orgasm for the provocateur.

"Last week, Celine and I were going at it sixty-nine when I gave her a Komoka staple-gun. It was late so I went home and she hasn't returned my calls since."

by PoopyLoopDeLoop November 9, 2008

swapple

The act of going crazy or going mad or going insane.

Haha, look at Billy he is going swapple.

Johny is all swappled up from all the boos he dranked.

by Jason (the Pimp of all pimps and hoes) October 29, 2007

Stapléton

When someone refers to seeing or knowing someone with a huge beak nose in a derogatory sense without first surveying their surroundings. On mentioning the aforementioned nose they then realise that a person in their immediate vicinity has a nose very similar or exactly resembling a "huge beak nose".

"We were sat round the table last night and James pulled a stapléton, this girl had a massive honk. I had a hard time not laughing, he went as bright as a cherry though."

by POBox December 7, 2009

stapledick

The unfortunate consequence of trying to repair holes in underwear on the cheap. Contrary to the apparent image presented by the word, one does not staple his dick; rather, he staples the hole in the underwear correctly, but proceeds to get stabbed by the staples within. Often painful though, fortunately, rarely disastrous.

I noticed a split in my boxers down the seams and tried to fix it in my office with office supplies. Now I have stapledick.

by ElPresidenteEdeno September 14, 2011

snapple

a drink brewed by hippies, and sold by a heartless corporation

dont have one

by Cheeseboy July 11, 2003