Stank wank

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.

by Chykaty chyna December 3, 2016

stank air

When someone lets out a fart so pungent, you have to put a gas mask on and pray to Jesus your eyes don't shrivel up from the fumes.

Man, last night dequan held a fart in for so long, when it came out everybody got some stank air.

by The baconator March 14, 2015

stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet

Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!

by jpatty! November 14, 2019

Clout-stank

What a wet crusty jizz rag nestled under an air mattress in an abondoned Detroit project smells like. Presumably similar to Tekashi69 69

That dude with that face tat had mad clout-stank.

by Kwintcity January 20, 2018

stank toes

when your room mate in college is sittin on his bed pickin his toes and smelling them...

Curtis has some stank toes, I can't believe his stank toe smelling butt!

by ashley owens April 10, 2008

stank hoof

When you step in something gross (that may or may not be poo) that leaves you with a rank smelling and looking foot. Like a horse stepping into its own doozie.

- Man, you got some serious stank hoof going on.
- You've really gotta sort that stank hoof out.

by jpdlglp June 18, 2017

stank plug

booty, butthole, anal cavity

Damn, homeboy went deep in her stank plug and she didn't say a word. Respect.

by 6CloudN9ne October 26, 2018