Spud man 

An evesham establishment particularly frequented by a certain Mr Porridge O'brian

Willo: yo kris if youve got a free after lunch you wanna go to spud man?
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else

Spud man by Gwinear September 23, 2024

Spud Me 

A greeting used most predominantly in the Liverpool area of the UK. The term “Spud” coming from the shape of the clenched fist/fistbump.

Person 1 - “Spud Me Lad”
Person 2 - “Course Bro” *fistbumps*

Spud Me by WiganerJack April 23, 2025

Spud Spaff 

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

Spud Spaff by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

spud potato 

Nate cook.

Nate cook is spud potato. spudiseous

spud potato by nate cook July 30, 2025

Spud burger

When you ejaculate between two thick ass cheeks, then slowly peel them apart so it resembles cheese in-between to hamber patties.

I met this girl at the gym, took her home and gave her the good ol' spud burger. she loved loved it!

Spud burger by Hikaru_22 December 6, 2025

Spud Monkey

A racial slur used to insult people of Irish descent.

That ginger Spud Monkey is drinking the pub dry.

Spud Monkey by HazmatTechni-10 December 10, 2025

Spud-Muddle

When a dude finishes on your back and then wildly smacks his junk right in the middle of that mess—just pure trash energy, no class." That should do the trick!

“After a very long session of, Vanilla Karl , I did a Spud-Muddle on her back, and it was just an impulsive, raw moment between us.”

Spud-Muddle by LovelyAnarchy March 13, 2026