Spud man

An evesham establishment particularly frequented by a certain Mr Porridge O'brian

Willo: yo kris if youve got a free after lunch you wanna go to spud man?
Kris: brother do you eat anywhere else

by Gwinear September 23, 2024

Spud Me

A greeting used most predominantly in the Liverpool area of the UK. The term “Spud” coming from the shape of the clenched fist/fistbump.

Person 1 - “Spud Me Lad”
Person 2 - “Course Bro” *fistbumps*

by WiganerJack April 23, 2025

Spud-Muddle

When a dude finishes on your back and then wildly smacks his junk right in the middle of that mess—just pure trash energy, no class." That should do the trick!

“After a very long session of, Vanilla Karl , I did a Spud-Muddle on her back, and it was just an impulsive, raw moment between us.”

by LovelyAnarchy March 13, 2026

Spud-esque

Someone of limited charisma and meaningful insight, that sits around in a rather potato-like manner.

May or may not be of a body type resembling said potato.

Bloke 1: Mate, he’s been doing nothing all day! What’s going on in that noggin of his?

Bloke 2: Dunno, but he’s very spud-esque

by Cunce-ahoy March 13, 2026

Spud Spaff

Definition:
A tragically unimpressive or awkwardly timed climax—especially one that happens so fast, it might as well have come from a potato.
Also used to describe any sexual finish that’s laughably underwhelming, lumpy, or just plain weird.

To spud spaff – To blow your load embarrassingly quick, often accompanied by a weird noise, facial twitch, or apology.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

spud potato

Nate cook.

Nate cook is spud potato. spudiseous

by nate cook July 30, 2025

Spud burger

When you ejaculate between two thick ass cheeks, then slowly peel them apart so it resembles cheese in-between to hamber patties.

I met this girl at the gym, took her home and gave her the good ol' spud burger. she loved loved it!

by Hikaru_22 December 6, 2025