Screenkiller

To squander all possible opportunities for no reason.

I think we should fire Jacob. All he does is screenkiller all of the clients I bring in. If we don't do something about him soon the company will be out of business by next week!

by KingOfSarasota June 29, 2009

glass screen

A screen used in a pipe or water pipe to keep what your smokeing in the bowl and out of your mouth

customer"What is a glass screen?"
clerk "its a screen... but its made out of glass"

by Sko56 May 10, 2006

full screener

porn so good that you have to, just have to, make it full screen.

kid1: dude, that was some awesome porn.
kid2: definitely dude, that was a full screener.

by luckytheducky squirrel November 20, 2009

The Screemu

When you are having vaginal sex and as soon as the female starts screaming you splatter paint of all colors on her body

Me and Chelsea did The Screemu last night.

by A nerd April 22, 2017

Change of screenery

When one moves from their computer to their television (or vice versa) usually due to boredom.

When Jess resorted to playing Freecell on his computer he knew it was time for a change of screenery and made his way to the couch for a Battlestar Gallactica rerun on The Space Network.

by Cap The Gnome March 19, 2011

screen shopping

Shopping on the internet without the intention of purchasing items.

Term used for "window shopping" on the internet.

Person A: What ya doing?
Person B: I'm just screen shopping on eBay.

by Jenny J July 10, 2004

scree-fise

Started as a typo long ago on an obscure mailing list, the 'scree-fise' have developed into a modern myth.

Scree-fise are an invading alien race. To survive, they need certain human body parts, most notably, kidneys and eyes. Corpses are often found missing these body parts.

Scree-fise reproduce by laying a parasite into a host, which takes over the host and turns it into an adult scree-fise. This takes time, however; within one month, the parasite can be removed by simply kicking the parasite sharply. After one month but before three months, the parasite may be removed with surgery, and with lasting side-effects similar to Type I diabetes. The parasite is unremovable after three months.

Scree-fise also have a 'lig form, which is a eight-full tall killing machine with a mouth full of razor sharp teeth. It is believed that changing from normal adult to 'lig form is irreversable; other forms (such as piscine or centipedal) are rumored but not confirmed.

Scree-fise biology is suspectable to an indiverse number of acids and other compounds; luckily, these are concentrated in a good strong mango tea. In fact, if frequently drunk, the scree-fise will not be interested in you as a victim, for it makes your system dangerous for consumption or egg laying.

Unfortunately for humanity, the Scree-Fise have had enough time to insinuate theirselves in positions of power, such as CEOs of media corporations and political bigwigs. They are using this to hide the fact of their existance, and their movements are for now unknown to humanity at large.

Scree-fise have also been featured in Omlevex Comics.

Beware, my child. The scree-fise run wild tonight, and they come for your eyes and kidneys.

by Shanya Almafeta November 17, 2004