"she said I had an ugly cock bro!" "don't listen to it bro, that bitch is just spreading shit because you haven't called after you nailed her last week.
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Get the spreading shit mug.A sex position where the woman is up on her hands and legs with back facing the floor (similar to "crab walk")with spread legs while a man thrusts on his knees.
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When you spread your legs apart and then you quickly slam them back together to create a leg sandwich hence spread of bread
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Get the spread of bread mug.Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.
To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.
Strictly speaking a description of a death.
Strictly speaking a description of a death.
by Gregg The Lawrencville Hunkey April 22, 2018
Get the spread your toes mug.The creation of spreadsheets to track other spreadsheets to track project details managed just fine by other types of software. Just like the floating mystery turd left behind after a toilet clog, spreadshite gives off an awful smell, is difficult to clean up, and is difficult to pin on any one person... but everyone knows who did it.
Spreadshite is usually encountered when members of management only know how to use Excel and are resistant to learning new tools to do their fucking job.
Spreadshite is usually encountered when members of management only know how to use Excel and are resistant to learning new tools to do their fucking job.
The marketing manager couldn't be bothered to learn Kanban, so instead he required his team to update sheets and sheets of spreadshite by hand.
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Get the spreading the goose mug.Bob: You really should stay at home in quarantine after travelling to Italy!
Veronica: Stop spreadshaming Bob!
Veronica: Stop spreadshaming Bob!
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