Shoomp

A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.

“Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”

by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019

Skoom

The odour consisting of urine, vomit, poo, body odour,and ugly.

Perosn: I just walked down that hallway and it smelt like skoom it was gross

by bigmc25 July 13, 2010

scoom

A rather posh way of pronouncing the word skum

look at that shite over there he's the lowest of the lowest he's skoom

by Dave January 8, 2004

Scoomber

Noun - referring to a Chav from the Moulsecoomg area of Brighton. Unpleasant individual, yet Scoombers are proud of their moniker

Hey, Bob, did you see that Scoomber? What a Chav!

by Tom November 15, 2004

spoomchabe

A soft and slow exclamation, in reaction to a seemingly impenetrable mystery, and to show that youre hunting for the answer. Usually said in a thoughful voice, almost to ones self.

Usage: similar to "hmmm" and "curious...".

A: Thats the Mystery of the Missing Mystery.
B: Hmm, spoomchabe

by Mr Hatter June 14, 2011

spooming

the act of passionately jacking a boy off with your thighs while he calls you a good slut

guy 1: i'm spooming.
guy 2: please help me i'm in a urbandictionary example. i am stuck here. release me.

by wyntermoon October 9, 2021

spoomster

An emotional-vividly inverted perspective of a person fueled by constant over analyzation , loneliness , unhealed childhood & psychedelic trauma.

what’s up…… spoomster!

by SumBodyThatiUseToknow March 14, 2022