Splooge

A small unit of measurement specific to food.

I'll take a side salad with just a splooge of ranch.

by niggatude69 July 11, 2009

sploik

The sound jizz makes as it shoots out the end of your tugging, pulsing, turgid rod.

Thrust, thrust, half-thrust, half-thrust, fast-thrust, faster-thrust, fasthrustfasthrustfasthrustfasthrust, half, half - SPLOIK!

by Sean Brian Kirby December 28, 2005

Splodgey

A Term Used to Describe The Texture Of a Wet, Soggy surface.

Me: EWW!!! Danny D! You've got Splodgey Stuff on your shoe!

Danny D: I know!!! It's shit!

by DeathStorm™ June 1, 2009

Sploogers

Underwear that you put back on after having sex all night and not bathing, then where them all day leaving sex smell and Splooge stains in the crotch.

I had to wear Sploogers all day at work because I didn't have time to go home and shower after fucking my buddy's wife last night.

by Afknoitall July 26, 2012

spongebob sploogepants

1: A creepy dude with jaundice who has stains on his pants

Judging by those pants stains I'd say that Rick is a total spongebob sploogepants.

by Chaz Spiegel February 9, 2008

tampa bay splooge cake

You cum in a man's ass then shove your fist up his Anus and lick his lower back. Then you cum in his mouth and yell "splooge!"

Dude he just splooged all in me like a Tampa bay splooge cake!

by Toulon October 6, 2013

Splong

A half and half mixture of marijuana and tabacco which is packed into a bong.
If a large enough hit is taken, the result is an incredibly light feeling sensation

yoo man hurry up and pack that splong!!

by gooboo November 8, 2009