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CSI spritzer

A cocktail composed of Bailey's, milk, and grenadine. Meant to replicate the ubiquitous blood (grenadine) and semen (milk) that are constantly found splattered all over everything on the show.

Originally envisioned by Glenn Thompson, a writer for Cracked.com.
by m00tw00t June 3, 2013
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The Switzerland Technique

to survive a conflict unharmed by simply not getting involved
Joel used the Switzerland technique to win the round
by hypercharge67 February 26, 2015
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pussy spitter

A real asshole and/or bitch
Alex: John you're a real pussy spitter
John: well fuck you too
by papii_jj March 3, 2017
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man-spritzer

A man who adds fruit to a wine spritzer. Also know as a tinto de verano.
Ma'am, may I have a man-spritzer.
by Chief guac July 5, 2017
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game spitter

A "Game Spitter" is a type of Rap artists.

The Game Spitter raps more about the "G" lifestyle than the on going trends and preaches the "G-Code" in there lyrics. They will try to guide the youth and troubled minded in the right direction through there own life experiences. Aways with respect and with honor to the craft.
"That boi spoke the truth and told it like it is on that song. He must be a Game Spitter "
by Dj Zone November 7, 2017
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Scandinavian Spritzer

As itinerant Scandinavians began to settle in the Pacific Northwest during the early 1900's, they often gathered into communities to retain their traditions and practices. One such practice, known as the Scandinavian Spritzer, continues to withstand the test of time as long-standing tradition for thanking your neighbors. When introduced to the Pacific Northwest it endeared the Scandinavian immigrants to the locals almost immediately.

Whenever a helpful neighbor (or group of helpful neighbors) would help out an elderly widowed woman in the village, she would repay them with the Spritzer. After first offering a plate of decoy cookies to lower their guard, the elderly woman would raise her skirt, pinch her labia together, and force her urine out. The pinched labia would redirect her urine back across her perineum, where it gathered additional musk and essence, before spraying outward from betwixt her tightly clenched buttocks. The resulting spray would be finely atomized and highly aromatic. This was a coveted reward, and as such created an atmosphere of willing and able neighbors.
Gigi Ulla Gave Mitchell and Julian a dank Scandinavian Spritzer after distracting them with a plate of warm cookies. They knew it was worth changing those smoke detector batteries!
by TRAIL BOSS October 26, 2022
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Pink Switzerland

Someone's asshole. The anus of a man or woman. The Chocolate Starfish, or maybe even the Fart Box. You get the idea.
Jerry: "I was tongue punching Jenny's Pink Switzerland last night in her mom's bed!"
Thomas: "Golly gee Jerry you sure are a stud!"
by mockywottle January 6, 2023
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