eBay Sniper

Somebody who won the eBay auction that was "yours" because they practice superior bidding strategies.

When done properly, eBay sniping avoids bidding wars, shill bidding, and losing.

To be a successful eBay sniper, enter the very maximum you are willing to pay when the auction has less than 10 seconds to go. Then imagine the faces on those lowballers you just beat.

Sarah: Wow Mike, how do you manage to get so many great deals on eBay?
Mike: I'm an eBay sniper!

by red-herring February 23, 2010

Sniper

A joint rolled so tight, after taking a hit you feel like you've been shot in the head.

"Dude, after smoking that sniper you rolled last night, I woke up in the bathtub."

by Denwarr September 5, 2016

Pipe Sniper

Invented by a military man named Terry Miles in 2008. Used to describe a closet homo sexual. That likes to look at other peoples penis, from a distance in the locker room. As not to be caught in the act. Much like a Sniper does.

"I caught Joe looking at my junk out of the corner of my eye again. He's such a Pipe Sniper"

by SPC Miles February 5, 2010

sandy snifter

A sexual maneuver. While fellating a particularly small penis, the person performing the Snifter cups the balls in one hand (much like one would cradle a brandy snifter), while also extending a finger to tickle the asshole of the person being Snifted.

I just got back from working in the office, and I gave my boss the best sandy snifter ever! I'm definitely going to be President some day!

by Rick Titties November 18, 2010

dee snider

Vocalist for Twisted Sister. Could possibly be the ugliest person alive. See Sarah Jessica Parker. Excellent singer though.

Words can not describe how hideous this person is. Goatse is more soothing to the eye than Dee Snider.

by Jesus Harold Christ(that's with an H, as in Haysoos) June 11, 2006

Sniper Cock

1)One who scopes out other mens cocks in the locker room after practice or games.

2) Shooting the puck off the post and in the net.

"Dude, look at the size of Kirbys cup"

"Easy there Sniper Cock"

by wwjd91 November 11, 2009

Sniper

Upon climax of the missionary position the male removes his penis from the vagina and rests it on the "bush", aming for a nostril of choice to ejaculate into. It's a long shot, but it can be done.

I gave her the sniper and she didn't even see it coming.

by Victor Loera August 3, 2006