Swaddlemouth

An insult. A term to call prepubescent minors (or immature adults) when they think they’re being slick/sneaky with their words when they’re not.

“Shut your swaddlemouth, you baby!”

“I got in trouble for acting swaddlemouthed with my mom…”

by Maverick ㍃ March 2, 2022

saddle a fresh horse

When your friend is telling you about a person or situation which raises red flags and you suggest they get away as quickly as possible.

Friend : I'm currently on a first date and my date is talking about us moving in together!

Me: oh wow, saddle a fresh horse!

by Bohopunk April 28, 2022

saddle sniffer

A gentleman whose particular perversion is inhaling the aroma of a lady’s bicycle saddle.

Mr Hook turned the corner onto Sheriff Street, just in time to see Miss Reidy, the new teacher, dismount from her bicycle, a shiny red Raleigh in the Dutch style, and head into the sweet shop. She was in her mid 20s and had started teaching the fourth class in the boys primary school last September, fresh from teacher training college.
Her black leather saddle shone like an old fashioned constable’s boots. There was no one else on the street. It was a warm summer morning, and Miss Reidy had only been wearing a light rayon skirt. But what if he was caught? The boys went to that school, it would surely come back to Ingrid and then he’d be out on his ear again.
If Mr Hook was quick he would have just enough time. He looked left and right, and as he drew level with the bicycle, dropped his head and took a long, deep inhalation of her sharp, rich scent.
He closed his eyes to savour the aroma and rose slowly to find his way blocked by the figure of Miss Reidy, a waxed paper packet of bullseyes in her hand.
“My, my, you are a dirty boy” she intoned slowly, raising an eyebrow and popping a bullseye between her cherry red lips, “who would have thought we had a naughty little saddle sniffer in town”.

by DCor April 22, 2023

Warm Saddle

When a woman, or man, after defacating sits on their partners face without wiping. The respective partner then proceeds to perform cunnilingus of the anus/rectal area

Charlene had so much Indian food last night, we went back to my place where she gave me a warm saddle.

by LazerBlazer November 19, 2014

body swaddle

Wrapping someone fully grown as if they were a baby, but doing it with one's body instead of a blanket OR in addition to a blanket.

She was feeling really antsy so he body swaddled her and she calmed down immediately.

by Carm050449 April 25, 2015

Smooth Saddle

The space in which one has neither a penis nor a vagina. A smooth saddle is a smooth place in which a sexual organ would be located.

Jim - Yo that girl was bad, did you smash??
Simon - Naw bro, I was about to but as soon as I headed down there all I saw was a smooth saddle.

by distress November 28, 2016

back spaddle

1. When one is riding their bike and the road had water on it and the water splashes from the tire to your back.

2. When she willingly or unknowingly gets your jizzum on her back.

1.Dam it yo. I was riding my bike oer er. Not thinking bout the rain and got back spaddle on my new threads.

2. She loves it when she gets that back spaddle.

by Beowulf78 September 5, 2017