Smooshies

A randomm blonde dude... Who quite frankly (his name is Smooshie!!!) Is rather horny :P

Smooshies taste a bit of jizz....
Coz i jizzed in ma pants :P

by Bimbo Timbo September 5, 2009

Smooperwinkle

Smoop (you know, smoop) and winkle (winkle lager beer). Use it to describe certain persons who enjoy dancing, rain, and going to mexico whenever possible.

These two weirdo's, Jean and Sarah, call each other Smooperwinkle, which is major akward turtle.

by sp + jh September 21, 2008

smoosh

A slang word created by Vanessa and Virginia. No one else gets the definition and if they try to then they are just being lame.

smoosh you smooshhead!

by AlexWreck June 7, 2004

Smoosh

noun. A word that replaces any swear. adjective. a word that describes a gross object.

N) You smoosh. Go smoosh yourself adj) that good was so smoosh. Look zat the guys hair its so smoosh

by platypus_revenge May 30, 2009

Smooshy Face

A person, usually a male, who has a fresh shaven head resembling a squashed tomato. It is often hard to describe but obvious when seen, described only as being 'smooshy' and 'smooshy face' because for some reason the word face and not head comes to mind.
OR
A really short distance from the shaven scalp from a person's eyes a.k.a having a short forehead.

Chris! You got a new haircut! You're so smooshy! You have got a smooshy face!

by Smooshface June 1, 2009

smooter

If you say smooth real fast it becomes smoot. Combine that with "er" you have smooter. Smooters can be used to describe how you fucked a girl.

I really smootered this girl last night.

by Mikey "Smooter" Mcintyre May 8, 2005

Smooger

A washed up girls whose curtains are overused and smell of rotting fish falling out of a waist dump.

(Variation: Smoodger)

Holy shit.....She is a Smooger!

by Tom Khan August 9, 2006