smalleosis

Rare and unknown disease that causes the muscular system to constantly decrease in size everyday. Humans with this disease are in a daily batte to not get small and stay swole.

That kid's small he must have smalleosis.

by El pingi January 23, 2017

sample the sauce

Wherein one tastes their own jizz to make sure it is suitable for consumption by others.

"Hey bro, you sample the sauce today?"

"Yeah it tastes like pineapples today."

"Did you make him sample the sauce first?"
"No, I should have tho, it was pretty nasty."

by Pharmasee August 8, 2019

Smallenis

a pp small, tiny etc. in size

Patty-“Wow! I didn’t think Matt’s pp was so smallenis!””

by Bih_101 December 16, 2019

smallest object in the world

The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina

Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world”
Person 2 “what u could see it”

by BBBelga101 June 15, 2020

Stapler

Jason Grace's love interest, competing with the brick for Jason's everlasting love - the most epic love triangle of all time

1: Jason x Stapler is my OTP!!
2: Stfu, he belongs with the brick!!!
1: NOOOO JASON X STAPLER!
2: BRASON!
1: STAPLER!!
3: Percy Jackson is such a gEnERiC, nORmAL fandom

by maytemei12 January 27, 2021

staplen

literally the most amazing person EVER I love them sooo much more than anything, words can't describe how much they mean to me, they're perfect and amazing I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

staplen u r the most amazing person ever don't ever think otherwise

by fetussatann best friend 👭 March 30, 2021

SmallestIQ

The best player to ever exist, SmallestIQ is known for his skills in merking Minecraft children with whiteout and destroying noobs who pay for stupid ass cheats. His penis is huge.

Person 1: I just got quickied by smallestiq
Person 2: Sorry, but SmallestIQ is the best, even spooksters like sab1n get beamed by him

by 1337hackerman189284 May 16, 2021