Smuckernut Crunch

A deadly triple threat of peanut butter and jelly on a crunchy granola bar. More specifically, skippy, smucker's, and nature valley.

A: dude, are you in the mood for a smuckernut crunch ?
B: hell yea mann. so clutch.

by smuckernut July 21, 2010

slacker's remorse

The guilty feeling you have at the end of a blissful weekend of relaxing when you actually realize how much time was wasted doing nothing vs how much you actually needed to do.

It was a great day at the beach, but I didnt get anything done on my to-do list. Now I am suffering from slacker's remorse.

by MIAMItrendSETTER May 17, 2010

Slacker Ken

When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of his appearance. See also Slacker Barbie.

I've been requesting forms from Slacker Ken, but he's too busy doing nothing to respond.

by stagename October 7, 2011

Sucker Fish

A person devoid of any real talent or skill, who denigrates others in order to gain social status or improve their social position.

Person 1: This guy keeps harassing me
Person 2: Don't mind him, he's just a sucker fish

by LemonySnickets September 25, 2020

dark sucker

any apparatus able to absorb dark from the surroundings; aka a flashlight.. or any type of light for that matter.

By taking in the dark of the night, i could see thanks to my trusty dark sucker.

by elephant November 13, 2007

California sucker punch

When the weather in California goes from a few day of heat(or cold) to the opposite leaving you saying "what the fuck is up with the weather?!?!"

What the hell man?!!? It was 98 yesterday and sunny as hell and today it's 65 and cloudy. Fuckin' california sucker punch

by Stauder April 22, 2009

Stall sucker

A slue who gets off by giving raunchy BJ's in dirty public restrooms.

Chase: "How was the stall suck?"

Said:" It was alright. She has mad tile burn though!"

Chase:"Stall suckers ROCK!"

by Sydney Shores July 13, 2009