Carpet Sliders

The most sexually satisfying children's toy of our generation. They slide so smoothly across the carpet it feels like you're having sex. Also called, "sex sliders."

I almost reached climax when I played with my carpet sliders.

by DiggabaVaginas1234 March 7, 2011

Rukt Slide

A term used in competitive Pokemon when the move Rock Slide flinches you two times in a row. Coined by Ambient League player Rukt, who lost a ULC match to this happening. The odds of a Rukt Slide happening are about 7%.

Wow I can't beleive I just lost that game to a Rukt Slide.

by Taide June 22, 2018

Crackpipe twirly slide

Going down the twirly slide" is a fun metaphor for hitting rock bottom

"That bitch is on the crackpipe twirly slide man, don't let her in your house, she'll steal your shit. Did you hear how she sold her kidney for a hit?"

by Jokermachine December 17, 2011

Home run slider

When a guy is talking a crap sitting on the toilet and another person (girl or guy) sits on his lap and also takes a crap. The crap then slides down the guys dick and plops in the toilet

This girl gave me a home run slider last night and it felt good

by jhofosho#44 March 29, 2015

Twin Cities Slider

A hand job lubricated with mustard (definitely not dijon). Also known as the TC Slider. Similar to the Kansas City Slider (KC Slider).

My girl is so kanky she gave me a Twin Cities Slider in the bathroom at the Metrodome.

by K. Puckett July 19, 2006

Salt lake city slider

When two Mormon missionaries back up ass to ass and the senior elder shits into his brother of faith asshole then they continue to pass the chunk of poo back and forth from asshole to asshole like a shity game of tennis til the trud has melted away

Dude elder Smith gave me the salt lake city slider so hardcore last night

by E-waynesky June 1, 2015

slide down the dinosaur

Leave work right at quitting time, regardless of whether you're in the middle of a project -- like Fred Flintstone in the opening sequence of every episode of the Flintstones. (Shouting "Yabba dabba doo!" is optional.)

Clear paper jam? Heck with that! It's five o'clock -- time to slide down the dinosaur.

by Bobby Narco September 27, 2013