sleeperm

To awaken in the morning only to find your hair abnormally curly- as if the midnight barber has visited and administered an unwanted perm.

'Hey Ollie, nice sleeperm you've got there, tell me who did it and I'll sort 'em out for ya'

by Luke Bowman December 21, 2007

Sleeper's Madness

When some fuckface wakes you up and you try to go back to sleep for a long time, all the while becoming progressively angrier and angrier until you throw back the covers and get up in a fit of rage, thereby abandoning any attempts to salvage sleeping in on your day off from school/work.

Guy 1: "Doctor, this morning I stabbed my roomate in the side of his throat with a harpoon after he woke me up for the fifth morning in a row, ruining yet another morning's rest."
Doctor1: "Dayummm nigga, looks like you dun got yoself one o' da worst cases o' sleeper's madness I ever dun seen in my mo. fuckin. LIFE!!!!"
MedStudent1: "I concur, maybe one day I can clean up my wife's gambling problem and get my finances together to pay off my debts and cure this horrible disease."
Doctor1: "Nigga you best be frenchin' wit me, cuz you ain't neva gonna do dat shit, dis disease be fuckin' INCURABLE, and I would know, I graduated from Harvard Med, top o' ma mofuckin class."

by Scandal123 July 31, 2010

sleepfartnea

is a sleep disorder characterized by abnormal pauses in Flatulence or instances of abnormally low mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process, during sleep. Each pause can last from a few seconds to minutes, and may occur 5 to 30 times or more an hour.

He suffers from sleepfartnea

by ZEEG March 13, 2012

sleeper

In car terms, a sleeper is any car that only has performance modifications and no visual mods. AKA "All bite and no bark"

A sleeper is the complete opposite of a ricer.

(Btw, the sleeper here is the 350Z Driver)

Ricer: "LOL, look at that 350Z. It suxxx. Mah Civic is better in EVERY WAY POSSIBLE."
Z Driver: "I see you're challenging me to a race."
Ricer: "Yo, imma show yo the real power of zis Civic. We race. And I shall win. I'm serious."
Z Driver: "Don't even try. I've got more important matters to attend to--"
Ricer: "YOU SHUT UP! WE'LL RACE, AND I'LL WIN, AND I KNOW IT."

-a little while later-

Ricer: "Goddamn it! YOU N00B! GET BACK HERE FOOL"
Z Driver: "No u."
(Z Driver drives away doing the "lol internet")

by N00berman October 22, 2011

sleepterbaiting

the act of masturbating over somebody else's body while they are asleep

Jim:So how did you sleep
Tom: Not good, i cought Sam sleepterbaiting over my face last night
Sam: Hey guys
Jim & Tom: cough* cough* (akw silence)

by shernanagins March 24, 2012

Sleeperish

Meaning sleeper-like. Defined by vehicle with high performance and an unassuming exterior.

- Have you seen his car, it's stupidly quick but it looks so normal?

- Yeah it's pretty sleeperish!

by Wolf59 July 27, 2012

sleeperbation

When you wake up from a dream and find you're rubbing one out in your sleep.

I woke up from an orgasm last night after a sleeperbation session.

by BadWolf1337 April 22, 2014