Slackslacktivist

A person who brings awareness to slacktivism without actually doing anything about it

John is a slacktivist when it comes to fighting slacktivism, a real slackslacktivist

by skalfo December 8, 2010

slackstitute

A female who craves men in business attire.

Similar to a "laxtitute" (lacrosse groupie)

She's such a slackstitute

by MK C'Clat October 5, 2010

Snarkster

Using "snide" and "remark" together, a snarkster is someone who uses sarcasm, irony and/or acerbic (sometimes cruel) wit as a tool or weapon to express him or herself because they typically suffer from some sort of deep self-loathing or insecurity.

One can often observe snarksters online (blogs and other social media) and immediately recognize their total disregard for anyone who doesn't agree with them, think like them or "get them".

Since a snarkster lacks originality in his/her humor, they frequently resort to insulting others with impressive vocabulary, behaving condescendingly and displaying a not-so-subtle smugness; basically feeling very pleased with themselves after they dish out their remarks to others.

While snarksters have high IQs and college educations, they are generally inept at empathy, sympathy or diplomacy. Additionally, they rarely get laid.

In a nutshell, a snarkster is basically the result of a bitter, awkward geeky youth who grew into a bitter, smug adult asshole.

Dick and Jane use irony and sarcasm on occasion. They are witty. Meanwhile, Timmy thinks that by using both all of the time, he appears cool, clever and funny. He isn't. He's just a snarkster... and an asshole.

by Buffeteria April 8, 2011

sharkskin pillow

a coarse scruffy face that is tough on a gal's sensitive skin.

-What happened? You have a bright red spot on your chin!
-Oh, it's okay. My new boyfriend has a sharkskin pillow.

by ramdanger September 19, 2012

slacksturbating

Simultaneously slacking and masturbating.
Procrastinating by act of masturbating.

Mike has been slacksturbating all day.

by DCast August 6, 2015

Starks

A very shitty place on the border by deweyvilleTexas and Louisiana mostly known as sparkle city! Everyone is on meth or is fucking their cousin for money to get more meth! No matter what all the girls are whores and guys want to grow up and be welders but can because they are on meth! Nothing to do but drugs and hit up the silver dollar, dollar store, truck stop, or ezmart! The hell whole everyone say they will leave but never does!

If you need any meth go to Starks!
The best whores live in starks!
Starks silver dollar the only place to get meth, a whore, food, and to gamble...all available in starks

by MangoRazberryWhore September 8, 2016

Slark

Spoiled Little American Rich Kid

Pay no attention to the Slarks, gathering for another meaningless protest about Trump!

by BoomeroomerGeezer May 31, 2017