Slippery Slingshot

After your finished taking your girlfriend from the front, you pull out the condom full of semen.(she doesnt know you blew your load) While pretending to blow a load in her face, she closes her eyes which is when you take the condom and sling shot her in the eye.

Dude, i gave kelly the Slippery Slingshot and now shes blind.

by KJmagicSauce November 3, 2004

slippery pants

pants htat can easily be lost in public places

i bought a pair of slipery pants that then fell off in the middle of Hyde Park

by debkat August 11, 2003

Slippery sleeping bag

Where you use a whale's penis as a sleeping bag.

JD said: "I think I'm going to go for a sleep in my slippery sleeping bag."

He climbed up through the whales japseye and used its penis as a slippery sleeping bag.

by JFromH May 15, 2009

super market monkey slapper

When you whack off in the car while your mom is in the supermarket shopping.

Hey,I saw Zak in the supermarket parking lot doing the ol' Super Market Monkey Slapper! And he smiled at me, that sick fucker!

by ben de la cruz March 30, 2005

Slippery Sleeping Bag

Everyone knows whales have huge penises, they even make the sea salty with all their semen. A slippery sleeping bag is the act of climbing into a whale's penis, cause you'd totally fit.

"So I saw that Bear Grylls where he slept in a dead camel, apparently the desert is cold at night. Weird I know. So anyway, I figured it might work the same with a whale's penis, but I was all wet so I was still cold.

Still though, I'm gonna copyright it, so Bear Grylls can't talk about the Slippery Sleeping Bag without paying out.

by amnsiac May 15, 2009

wet slapper

WHEN YOU BUST A NUT ON A GIRLS FACE AND THEN YOU DICK SLAP THE WHORE

I wet slapper martha g from lompoc high school becasue she wouldnt show her tities in public.

by jiffylube to the maxxx May 22, 2009

slippery cruz

the act of having sex on a slip-n-slide

He nailed her on a slip-n-slie, cuz she asked for a slippery cruz

by mugzy October 17, 2006