Slappery 

1. General Tom foolery associated with inactive Bat-Slaps.

2. When you're at an estuary and a bunch of fish hop out of the water and steal your baby off the blanket during a picnic.

1. "I can't take much more of this damned slappery, my toe is starting to ache."

2. "I was sitting near the estuary and some slappery took place. Luckily it was the fat couple sitting next to us. SLAP-FAST!!"

Slappery by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D July 17, 2018

bitch-slappery 

1. The art of the bitch-slap.

2. The act of practicing the art of the bitch-slap.

"If you post some stuff like this again I'm going to introduce your ass to some serious bitch-slappery!"

bitch-slappery by El-Keter July 24, 2002

slapperdoodle 

A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

slapperdoodle by drbone August 29, 2013

slippery 

(adj) Used to describe a person who seems to have some type of sixth sense when it comes to not getting caught up in some illegal and/or immoral deeds. Very difficult, hard, and/or burdensome to catch, if at all; very slick, clever, and/or cunning.

Jerry was the most slippery son of a bitch in the neighborhood. When the police raided the pool hall last Friday everyone in that mother fucker was arrested and went to jail. Everyone that is except Jerry's slippery ass, mother fucker's charmed I tell you.

slippery by Nikki Stixx March 1, 2020

Knee Slapper slong 

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

Knee Slapper slong by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

Slapper Fockers 

A slapper focker is an irish term usually used when at rage. It means failing at something when you try harded your best.

DaithiDeNogla: *misses shot in Golf It* DAMN.. SLAPPER FOCKERS!

Slapper Fockers by kilobyteLol August 5, 2018

Slippery Pants

Originated in TheRunawayGuys Mario Party 5 - Pirate Dream Part 2

It is like a slippery slope, but with pants, referring to a person with a high likelihood of saying something that sounds unintentionally sexual.

Did you actually just say you want to 'do Daisy on hard?' God you have slippery pants.

Slippery Pants by tordenofitami November 14, 2017