skunk flaps

Dewey meat curtains glazed in smegmetic formenting man muck. Smells more like rotting shellfish but can occasionally hint at skunky odor when a woman is mensturating.

David bent down to kiss Maria's welcoming woman hood when he hit a wall of revulsion emanating from Maria's festering skunk flaps.

by Jimmy Dink February 21, 2017

Super-Skunked

In a game of table tennis (ping pong) when a person or team defeats another person or team by a maximum difference of 21 - 0.

"Ouff, you just got super-skunked! That's ridiculous."

by Dan-o the Man-o July 10, 2009

Skunk Muscle

Female genitalia.

May or may not be pleasing to the nose

Last night I went down on becky's sweet pink skunk muscle!

by BeckysManSlave September 13, 2009

Skunk project

A plan where the government try's to jail people who haven't had a shower for a week.

"thank god the skunk project failed, my mate Jim's shower bust ages ago."

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

skunk piss

Any low quality, generic, substandard, crappy tasting, lousy beer or booze.

Frank threw a party last weekend. It was a good time except for the skunk piss the bartender was serving. I got all pissed up at the party and got even with him. First I did an upper deck in his john, then I did a Cleveland Rewind and on my way out, I did a technicolor yawn on his living room floor. Frank is such an idiot!

by Frank Klaune June 24, 2006

skunk pussy

a derogative term for a woman who has no standards whatsoever when it comes to "bedtime activities" these types of women also lack any kind of morales, and think they were put on earth to solely satisfy their heightened sexual needs.

Look at Jane over there, she has had 4 different men this week, what a skunk pussy.

by hairy scary mary June 2, 2009

skunk kiss

When a person, either through force or guile, gives another person a tea-bagging with their anus.

Girl #1: Hey, what's the matter?
Girl #2: My boyfriend woke me up this morning with a kiss.
Girl #1: That sounds sweet!
Girl #2: It was a skunk kiss, right on the mouth.
Girl #1: That nasty mother-fucker!
Girl #2: (Heads off to buy some more Listerine.)

by Don K. Punch January 20, 2008