two sheets in the bag 

An extreme level of drunkenness. This is a mixture of half in the bag, and two sheets to the wind. This saying is usually uttered by the individual too intoxicated to accurately describe his or her level of intoxication. Note, this level of drunkenness may also coincide with carefree spitting on the bar/restaurant floor.

Tom: How are you holing up?
Ryan: I'm two sheets in the bag.

two sheets in the bag by RPOC November 22, 2007

skeet city 

An area in which there is a massive amount of skeet.

"There is no way that I am going to touch Amanda's blankets. That shit is skeet city!"

"It's just me and my pink stuffed monkey. I'm about to turn this place into skeet city."

skeet city by MC C Dub March 25, 2008

skeet and run 

When one engages in sexual activities and exits their hook-up/booty-call's residence promptly after blowing their load.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what Rob did?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he gave that girl the skeet and run after busting on her blinds!
Guy 1: What a baller!

skeet and run by johnny fresch April 17, 2008

skeeter 

1. Though thought to be blue, Skeeter Valentine was indeed black. The only man who could beat box, brake dance, and wear MC Hammer pants in a cartoon show through the early - mid 90's. The only other blue-violet colored person on the show, "Bee Bee", was Skeeter's girlfriend at a point, and she was so black she was purple, thus making her Haitian.

2. One who ejaqulates.

Doug: Man I don't know how to dance.
Skeeter: Let me show you Doug *dances*
Doug: Am I doing it right now?
Skeeter: Nope. HEH HEH!
Doug: Why can you dance and I can't?
Skeeter: Because I'm black.

skeeter by Kadafi January 31, 2005

skeet 

-semen, to ejaculate

Don't skeet on me.

Is that skeet on your pants

skeet by spoleze February 15, 2003

skeet bucket

a female of poor facial quality who is used for sexual pleasure ; more than likely thinks she looks good...see tipdrill

man i got this nice lil skeet bucket who can really s**k a D**k

skeet bucket by Evan S August 22, 2006

skeether 

someone who mooches off of you.

a bitch that sleeps around, doesn't wrap it, may or may not have kids

an ex girlfriend that is constantly trying to get your NOW man back.

a broke ass man

Trina, is one hell of a skeether. That bitch be always pulling tricks!

skeether by Sabertooth nigga November 30, 2004