the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

Sinnercomics

The best hentai artist in the world. consistently posts god-tier hentai comics of pop-culture characters.

Person 1: hey did you see the new Girly watch comic that sinnercomics dropped yesterday?
Person 2: oh shit I didn't know he posted it!

by yungdaggerdick(thatsmyhandle) January 29, 2018

Kitty Singerson

Kitty Forman, from the FOX hit That 70's Show, was named Kitty Singerson before she met Red Forman at a dance.

Kelso: Hey Mrs.Foreman, what was your name before you met Red?
Kitty: Kitty Singerson, why?
Kelso: Just wonderin'.
Red: That kid is on dope!
*Kelso runs away*

by JAFO. June 22, 2011

sigger

to exploit and then exacerbate a colleague's alcohol-impairment by leading them on a seemingly impromptu binge of restaurants, taverns, and night clubs. Extreme instances may involve patronage of bordellos, but in all cases alcohol is consumed in near-lethal quantities. It's of popular belief that the motivation of the culprit is the attainment of perverse pleasure at the expense of the victim, the following day; disheveled appearance, disagreeable aroma, severe tardiness/loss of productivity, naseau, difficulty maintaining consciousness, and incontinence. The term was coined after A. Siggers, a mid-nineteenth gambler from London, England who reportedly employed slight of hand to appear as if he was drinking, but did not ever actually imbibe.

to sigger" < L exempli gratia: "I got so siggered last night I traded pants with a homeless person. Wait a minute. Who are you and where did that chicken come from?

by ponyboy70 November 3, 2010

singening

To sing while listening. Singening is when you are listening to a song but mostly just singing over it. There is an act of listening to the orginal song but not at the expense of said singing and with the liberty to drown out the whole recording.This word also applies when all you know is the chorus and you let the song play in peace till that point following which you come in voce forte until the bridge. Singening is often done in the shower, the car and sometimes in empty elevators.

Erica: Hey Lisa whatcha up to?
Lisa: Nothing much, just singening to some R Kelly.

I was singening to Mariah Carey in the shower this morning and my boyfriend told me I should be featured on Deaf.fm.

by Marth Vaderrr March 4, 2011

dole slinger

Welfare functionary who may or may not provide you with social assistance (aka the dole).

"The hog lard plant done blowed up, kids. Time to go see the dole slinger."

by Bort McAllister May 12, 2008

purple headed yogurt slinger

A slang reference to the penis. Made popular by Talia Drzewiecki.

Hungry? My purple headed yogurt slinger's ready when you are.

by Hex June 11, 2004