sideways

An object/ situation/ person/ whatever that is downright insane, and or ludacris. Crazy.

"Yo dude, see that guy having a conversation with the garbage can over there? Man is completely sideways, yo."

by blank April 23, 2003

sideways

The condition you might find yourself in after consuming copious amounts of an adult beverage and taking a handfull of Zanax.

Look at poor Mike. Yup, he's sideways again!

by darby January 25, 2004

sideways melvin

Where you are sliding on your slider/longboard, and you flip out like a ninja and bust the tightest trick ever

Daniel m. doing a sideways melvin

by dmac504 October 7, 2007

Sideways Mong

A hairstyle in which all the wearer's hair is shaved, besides a thin strip at the left or right side of the wearer's head.

Barney: Hey! Look at that guy! He's got a sideways mong!
Yuri: Woah! That's mildly interesting, let's go kick him!

by digztytwo August 3, 2010

piss pushed sideways

When a person is in a angered state of confusion

When Judy was struggling to open up her Christmas gift, she was piss pushed sideways.

by Judy C. January 11, 2012

Sideways Blender

noun, the sexual pleasure enjoyed by a man sticking his penis inside the cut out center of a woman's belly button.

She ended up dying from loss of blood after taking a sideways blender.

by Steve Mobeve November 11, 2004

Sideways hula

To fuck a beautiful girl from the island of Hawaii.

Damn that new girl from Hawaii is so hot, i wanna do the sideways hula with her

by xhgj hn[;iouhk May 14, 2011