Shogan

The Shogan is an abbreviation for a "SHithouse grOGAN". This is a grogan that is so poor (in either length, viscosity, smell or voraciousness) that upon being laid in the crapper, it is rejected by it, and consequently will not flush down.

This term can also apply to the grogette, giving rise to the shogette.

See also the rogan, or the Royal Grogan, which is the antithesis of the shogan.

After 5 days eating only steak, Murgatroyd laid a grogan of such poor performance and such sub-optimal grandeur, that it was promptly rejeted by the dumper. That day Murgatroyd laid a shogan.

by Boon September 8, 2004

shog

A cross between a shark and a frog.

Jaws the cute and cuddly froggy.

by He who likes Bukkake February 6, 2005

Shog

Another word for wanting to shag someone but shog.

Shog it.

I wanna shog you pall ;)

by tambobhector January 26, 2009

shogg

to play a trick on someone.

there's no way Adina did that. She really shogg'ed me on that one.

by theonewhoknows123456 January 21, 2010

shog

n. Of Stewartian origin

1. A type of dog which is somewhat fluffy and/or has the appearance of wearing a moustache.

Shoggey

adj.

1. Of living creatures, to resemble a fluffy dog i.e having a large hairy face.

With his impressive moustache, Max the Yorkshire Terrier was the quintessential shog.

The old man may have been drunk and soaked in his own urine, but his shoggey appearance endeared him to all.

by Robert D Sykes April 26, 2005

scrog

1: To grab another person in a headlock and noogie them until they beg for mercy.

2: Cider Dregs.

1: *noogie noogie noogie*

by Moose November 17, 2003

Scrogulator

The organ a male uses to scrog.

Dude I toataly tore her up with my scrogulator!

by Mrcuddles93 July 14, 2009