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The day you get to slap the shortest person you know
My ibf: “Go slap resse today is the day you get slap the shortest person you know
by Zulleth December 11, 2020
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13 december is: BULLY YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY! So bully them. On 13 december.
Dood: WASSUP BROTHA
Short frend: WASSUP
Dood: YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS?
Short frend: no?
Dood: Well, brotha. It is: Bully your shortest frend day!
Short frend: Dang it.

Shorties. Haha I am tall.

Bully your shortest friend day!
by SoupDaily December 9, 2021
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The Strawberry Shortcake

The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.
Man, me and Requis did the Strawberry Shortcake last night and now I’m constipated as fuck.
by FroZticShadow July 24, 2022
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national throw your shortest sibling day

October 4th is National Throw Your Shortesd Sibling Day. If your shortest sibling really pissed you off today (like mine) you can now celebrate a national day and show them whos boss
come here jimmy, today is national throw your shortest sibling day!
by dinos_r_kool October 4, 2022
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russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"
by IdiotBoii September 1, 2023
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Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD
today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day
by sussysmol April 11, 2025
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The Forbidden Shortcut

If you press the power button, escape and refresh on a school Chromebook you can erase ALL of your data. It's a inside joke between me and my friends.
I dare you to press the forbidden shortcut
by Dylan guy hahhaha October 9, 2025
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