Turtle Shock

When you fuck your girl turtle style and she can't walk for 24 Hours

I gave my girl turtle shock

by LAGOUT July 20, 2019

cell-shock

The momentary sense of panic when one touches their pants pocket and realizes that their Cell Phone is not there.

I went to call you last night, and had total cell-shock until i realized my phone was in the car.

by Locksbox September 8, 2010

Eucalyptic Shock

1. The act of consuming or touching Eucalyptus or Aloe-based products. This results in relapsing in to Eucalyptus shock.

1. Jessica exclaimed, "This has Aloe in it! I'll go in to Eucalyptic shock!"

by AnonymousPeopleUnited October 16, 2018

Shock Tip

When you build up static electricity and, just when you're about to insert during coitus, the tip of your penis zaps the vulva.

A little sting from a shock tip won't stop this wonderful ritual of sexual intercourse!

by secretPerver April 26, 2011

Shell shocked

When a cold gust of wind hits a man and his penis retreats back into its body, such as a turtle when it gets scared.

“So did you go all the way with Sally?”
“Nah I got shell shocked before I walked in”.

by Lil Lep January 25, 2018

Vagina Shock

When girls get a pain (feeling like a shock) in there vagina going up to there boob for no reason at all, happens at random time with no explanation.

I just got a vagina shock, and it hurt so bad

by prettybaby October 20, 2019

Shock and ahh

The act of tasing an individual and then tea bagging them while they are incapacitated.

Gave him the shock and ahh.

TWL

by Devildog TWL November 11, 2018