shmeak

annoying person that's bummishly broke that allways askes to borrow stuff extremely annoying

shut your mouth you shmeak your so annoying

by igotaboner May 31, 2016

Shmang

Shmang = a vape, or a hit of a vape
Word created by @ryan.j0nes, Hillcrest High, New Zealand.

"Can I get a shmang?"
"Yo, what shmang you got?"
"This guy is shmanging his lungs out!"
"What nic your shmang?"

by EatTheCookie101 March 11, 2020

shmants

Man shants. Any shants worn by a male.

Flood pants for men, most often seen in a place where a flood is unlikely. Shmants are commonly paired with crocs.

by mnh October 19, 2008

shmeazy

Easy, promiscuous, whorish. A shmuck who is a playa!

Dude.......Mike is such a shmeazy manwhore!

by sethcohenisawesom January 2, 2011

shmeat

a word used to describe anything dumb or pointless

brian likes to eat shmeatza pizza
his hobby is shmeating
he feasts on shmeat

by alfano December 10, 2008

Shmeat

Super tiny dick

Jay has a super shmeat.

by Abby____lololox August 21, 2016

shmeat

when he/she sucks in a persons entire genital girth. you know this happend when your genitals feel like they have been stuffed hastily into a pool vacum followed by a slurpy "thlump" noise. After this greedy display of "wanting of the Cock/beaver", you can actually feel the persons molars grind away at you naughty bits.

This wanna be slut tried to shmeat me but all that got her was a broken jaw.

by Matt April 10, 2004