Burning Down The Shed

SEX!

"What are you two doing tonight?"
"Burning Down The Shed"

by Conn! January 7, 2010

Shedon't Money

As in "Money she don't know about"
Money saved or earned which your signifigant other or financial partner is not aware you posess.

Money meant for frivolous things such as gambling, drinking, prostitutes etc...

I got Saturday free and a pocket full of shedon't money.

by eatdirtfartdust August 28, 2010

tül shed

n (tool shed)
1: A place of congregation populated by athletic males, superficial females, and other people who find it hard to acquire friends. A tül shed usually serves US domestic light beers, jägermeister, rohypnol, and overwhelming insecurity.

G: Hey Bozilas, wanna go to The "R Bar"
B: Nah, that place is a total tül shed

by gar4ett February 16, 2007

Coming out of the tool shed

To openly admit to being a douche bag/tool.

David: Guys, i think i've been a douche to you lately. My bad.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.

by cariboumoosepiss August 16, 2011

tool shed

a gay bar

hey francesco lets go hang out at the tool shed, i brought my vaseline ;)

by cro magnum October 6, 2007

shed

A place where a dog sleeps or where i sleep at night. Where i lay my head down to go to sleep.

I went to the shed to go to bed because thats all I can afford.

by Salvatore Harry Vitale..... April 21, 2008

tool shed

A large appendage of abdominal fat that covers up the (usually male) genetalia. Hence, a "shed" for one's "tool."

"Ha ha! I went into WalMart yesterday, and it was filled with people with tool sheds wearing tight pants!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007