Shampoot

The flatulence like sound your shampoo bottle makes when trying to squeeze its contents into your hands

I was take a long shower after a tiring day at work and was startled by the sound of the shampoot that came from the shampoo bottle.

by allfor1&1forall July 3, 2021

Shampooed

When some ones been living under a rock for their whole life

Omg jess your have you been shampooed

by J2hundred July 14, 2021

Shampoozle

To move the shampoo to another bathroom without mentioning it to your roommates.

I really needed to wash my hair, but my stupid sister shampoozled me again so I couldn’t .

by mmmonic August 30, 2021

Shampoo banana

a much better version of champaign urbana. only true townies and members of illini-nation are allowed to use this word. it has origins in 410 E Healey, the social circles of green street, and the elite socialites of Kams and Lion.

Sam: Are you from Champaign or Urbana?
Nick: No, I'm from Shampoo banana
Ani: I'm moving out

by sid6969 October 27, 2021

Shampoo

The most overrated hair loss treatment, only a cleansing agent, red flag, red flag, red flag! 🚩

My anti hair fall shampoo is a scam 💀

by Hairgod:p November 25, 2021

Shampopo

Is a South African slang, which refers to champagne 🍾. And it also derived from the word 'champagne'. The a prefix 'S' replaced 'C' and suffix "opo" replaced 'agne' in the word 'champagne'.

Dude the party was so great it was going down, it was shampopo everywhere.

by MartinezSA March 20, 2022

shampoorone

A rigorously-watchful "dutch uncle" or "battle-ax aunt" who hangs around and makes sure dat someone washes his hair correctly and thoroughly.

Da term "shampoorone" could also refer to a similar type of eagle-eyed honesty/diligence-freak as described above, but one who instead simply monitors da shower/bathtub while two individuals are sharing a scrub-a-dub, to make sure dat no "funny business" goes on during said "steamy" encounter.

by QuacksO May 7, 2022