natural selection

when an event occurs naturally, especially involving animals

John: I hit and killed a deer today.
Paul: I think that's illegal.
John: How? Isn't it natural selection anyway? I naturally hit it?

by WiseElf October 12, 2015

C section of happiness

An extremely happy event, especially used when a plan comes together.

-“Dude! Did you hear that we’re going to get to go bowling tonight?”

-“Hell yeah! It’s such a c section of happiness!”

by Judah the Kisser September 17, 2018

client natural selection

The process by which would-be difficult or annoying clients magically disappear in a Darwin-like fashion and only the fittest clients survive.

Thank goodness for client natural selection. Even after just one conversation it was clear that client would have been a real pain to work with!

by bobo76 November 21, 2013

The Trombone Section

the trombone section is the section of the band room, trombone players are typically memers and sacrifice children. they will not hesitate to sacrifice the clarinets. the trombone section is a scary place for non-trombone players.

"hey, why is the trombone section so scary?" "cause your a clarinet"

by yaboygerard November 14, 2019

national throw the section leader day

are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year

“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”

by nannerbelle March 20, 2022

soundcloud comment section

the worst place on the internet

P1: Aye I found something really cringe in your comment section
P2: Yeah it’s the soundcloud comment section what did you expect

by annoying dog November 22, 2022

YouTube comment section

A Cesspit of braindead dumpfuckery Like all other comments sections. The only thing worse is comments on social media posts and forums. Also like social media Its swarming with bots waiting to scam you.

My Youtube comment section is full of pornbots

by None of your damn business June 11, 2023