secutoo

shorter version of secutoomegoosh.

Molly secutoo!
ahouuuuu secutoo!

by pduajd May 28, 2021

Securitron

Bigass death machine from fallout.

I hate Securitrons because of how much health they have and how much damage they do.

by Djungelskög January 16, 2022

Secular-theist

A secular theist is someone who believes in the existence of a god-ish entity but does not follow any religion in particular.

Person 1: Dude, are you an atheist?

Person 2: No man, I'm a secular-theist

Person 1: Oooh

by Thewonderguy October 18, 2022

secus

the dirtiest sluttiest little skanks you will ever see, they are a group of people who just love to fuck/get fucked and pumped full of hot cum

im a part of the secus group and in desperate need of your juicy veiny cock inside of my tight ass

by dirtylittlecumslut July 4, 2023

Homeland Security Shitter

An individual who is characterized by an inability, or strong reluctance, to have a bowel movement in any location outside the individual's home.

Why is Grandpa Phil in such a hurry to leave the dinner?

I think he's a Homeland Security Shitter - nature is calling after the turkey dinner but he won't go here so he's in a hurry to drive back to Montreal.

by O-Town Daddy October 4, 2013

Blowjob security

By giving your boss blowjobs, you secure permanent employment

She'll never get fired, she's got blowjob security!

by Belkster March 13, 2016

Muskat Security

Refers to atypical security consultant that reads too much, does too little and generally runs around like a puppy shitting and pissing on everything good. Muskat is often referred to in the context, "If you're doing your job, he's not doing his". Muskat is the epitome of chicken little security.

Consultant: We need to move all our apps to IPv6 to be secure, it's much better than IPv4

Any reasonable person: Dude, we don't practice muskat security here, piss off!

by ttkronee October 7, 2016