Scrote Berry

(v) The act of wiping one's anus with the scrotom.

Jim gave himself the gnarliest scrote berry last night.

by thethrasher October 22, 2011

Scrote Mahag

someone who is ugly

that girl is an absolute scrote mahag

by tambap November 25, 2011

Scroteria

(n) 1. A bacterial infection of the scrotum caused by improperly cleansing yo funky nuts.

The doctor told me not to jack off for 3 weeks because my scroteria made one of my balls 4 times bigger than the other.

by sDub Duce SplitTail September 29, 2011

scroteprawn

A prawn that burrows up one's uretha and nests in the male scrotum whilst feeding on semen. Once incubation has passed it bursts out the scrotum sack much like a xenomorph boss

This fucking scroteprawn busted out of Brian's sack just like a mother fukin Xenomorph boss.

by b1tch1n December 13, 2012

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

Scrote rip

A sack's worst nightmare. A painful, emotionally traumatic experience in which the tender skin of the male scortum is violently ripped.

"Ouch, I'm going to need that one sewn up soon, that scrote rip was rough."

by Scroterip August 17, 2014

Scrote Management

Delicate and intricate ways to maintain your scrotal hairs and perspiration to create the ideal scrotal environment. ie. shaving, waxing, powdering, applying lotion, cleansing, undergarment use, et cetera.

"I did not sleep with him because he was not up on his scrote management."

Nick, "Matt, why haven't you been laid in a while?" Matt, "I don't know it's getting a little rough down there." Nick, "Bro, you should work on that scrote management."

by SteadWhise October 12, 2014