left handed screwdriver

When a man who is right hand dominate masturbates with his right hand to ejaculate into his left hand. He then uses the ejaculate as lubrication to masturbate a second time with his left hand.

I downloaded this awesome donkey porn last night and I had to use a left handed screwdriver to finish watching it.

by Lefty McTwyst January 26, 2011

serendipitity

The accidental showing of a breast or nipple of a female non-celebrity to a single or group of males making the timing very fortunate indeed.

Let's go to the water park slide and catch some serendipitity.

by danodog September 29, 2008

screwdacious

bodacious enough to screw

Have you met that new guy, Corey? He is so fucking screwdacious!

by Passiflora33 October 2, 2007

Screed my porch

Something/someone that really annoys you.

Barack Obama is really starting screed my porch with his healthcare overhall.

by naelreh September 26, 2010

scrundle

The dry, pulverized bits at the bottom of a chip bag, cereal box, or other packaged snack.

Alright this bag's done. Who wants the scrundle?

by ironykins June 4, 2018

scrondle

To fondle your partner's balls during intercourse.

A contraction of scrotum fondle.

Susie: Eww! My boyfriend made me give him a scrondle when we did it!

Sally: Gross! You scrondled those nasty things?

by maddowwatcher March 12, 2010

scredgie

when the under graments ride up the scrotum

'man i got a badass scredgie'

by sam April 12, 2005