Schmeatloaf

Schmeat - Meaning a chode or short stubby penis
Loaf - Meaning a loaf

Schmeatloaf - A loaf of chode

Jace: Hey homie whats ur dick like bro
Drew: Ngl man i got a bit of a schmeatloaf goin on

Schmeatloaf by Schmeatmeiser September 24, 2022

schmeckledorf 

The suspicion of being scammed or robbed.

You think you can schmeckledorf me sayyy? *bop*

schmeckledorf by Mizzlythegoat February 10, 2023

Schmagnum 

The byproduct of Chocolate Rain in ones lie-f congealed so much so to cause Chocolate Pain ;^.(.. ( I know as Redskin ones told me all redwood pains when i was a child)

I am as Richard Enrique Crimes am besmirched and the nicest guy begrudged by the bigots when I must just out of dogma am 4ced to wipe the Schmagnum off my face when my name tag reads Rich En. Crimes (Jordan Burgess Joslin)

Schmagnum by Grimm Waugh February 10, 2023

Schmebble 

A word to be used to confuse people into thinking it is a real word

Guy: "Ah Schmebble, I messed up"
Other Guy "What does Schmebble mean"
Guy: "Oh yeah its just a word"
Other Guy "okay i guess lol"

Schmebble by seanawesomesnacks July 16, 2023

Scheiss-schegander 

From the German root “scheiss”(shit) w a combo Americano “ gander” thrown in, it refers to an anal obsessive frequently ,but not always, gay male who is into burying his face into others natal clefts. Not to be confused with the “fecal eater “- their low class cousin

I saw this porno where this scheiss-schegander buried her
Face into this dudes big hairy ass: it was a
Site.

Scheiss-schegander by Davedale July 31, 2019

German schmear 

The purulent discharge which drains from a vagina infected with khlamydia.

Linda’s husband knew she was committing infidelity when he saw the German schmear stained on her underwear.

German schmear by Butterskotch Barbie June 29, 2021

Horsche schmeat 

The 11 pounds of cheese you left under your bed

Big long horsche schmeat

Horsche schmeat by BingusSupremist November 16, 2021