schmeee

A school yard slang term that was fostered in to reality at the play ground at Melton middle school in Louisiana. In this microcosm it was used to run up on a fellow class mate and yell SCHMEEE in there ear to incite a response for them to chase you and for you to run away startling the victim.(circa 1994 Milton, Louisiana.)

Taylor a truly rambunctious kid of sorts ran up to Tonya a girthy black chick screamed SCHMEEE from behind provoking Tonya to run at him and stumble over her feet.

by Oberstgrupennfurer February 14, 2025

schmeef

Being a schmeef is being schmeef

you are the best schmeef

by HXW March 1, 2025

Schmee'd

When you're hitting your girls backdoor, and upon pullout, a copious amount of turd flies out. Hitting both you and everything around you.

Can also be used as a verb, to schmee.

"I met up with this girl last night, and she schmee'd everywhere!"

"I'll never do anal again. I can't be schmee'd on again"

by Thatguybenson April 25, 2025

Schmeeze

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once

Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.

by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025

boy you schleep

When an individual is acting wild or dumb. Or saying something totally irrelevant.

This boy Lucas over here blarin his subs talkin bout how he can do backflips; boy you schleep

by Big daddy Landon May 8, 2016

Macaroni and schmeese

A another word for kids this position will make u have kids and bust while a child comes out and the cum and blood looks yellow mixed together

Let’s do Macaroni and schmeese since your pregnant :)

by DaddyMillkers_671 December 11, 2021

Make them eat befo they go schleep

When you knock out someone so hard they ina notha universe

Bro you better “make them eat befo they go schleep”

by neocortex February 22, 2022