Schechorned

to send the same text in a group chat

You just Schechorned us

by silveroryellow August 18, 2021

Scheduling

What idiots try to do who don't understand and take heed to the classic idiom "Man Plans and God Laughs". If you don't understand this phrase, it means there's no use in trying to plan out your life, because invariably there will always be things beyond anybody's control which will destroy the plans you tried to make. Scheduling is a popular thing that these idiots try to do. They literally carry around these little bags with their belongings, among which is their "planner", as they attempt to set dates and times for when something has to happen, and in the process they make themselves less free and less available date by date until all of their time has been willingly stolen from them and they are on a self-imposed schedule.

"Let's talking scheduling...can you do Friday November 15th at 3:30 PM?"
"Well I was going to try and get out early so I could get drunk and high and enjoy my weekend."
"Riiiight, but I need to talk to you about important matters at that date and time, and it's the only date and time around that time that I can."
"Fine I understand."
"Oh wait, I'm sorry, I have a business meeting at that time, can we do 4:30?"

by Space Wrangler August 20, 2021

Schayler

Perfect

I’m Schayler

by Schayler November 22, 2021

scheiffer

A name that means a person of many talents. Scheiffer is a caring person that makes people laugh, even when not meaning to. People named Scheiffer are a rare type of person.

That Man made me laugh, he must be a Scheiffer.

by Elarson November 22, 2021

scheiffer

Scheiffer means a person of many talents. Usually someone in the entertainment industry. A caring pet that likes to man people laugh. Scheiffer is also the name of a type of grass.

That guitar is so funny, he must be a Scheiffer.

by Elarson November 22, 2021

scheena

big bitty wobaloba bang bang boobster this isnt objectifying it is just an accurate description of this particular person

WOAH look at scheena her tits reach the floor!!

by damndanielarararar November 23, 2021

Schayler

Schayler is unique. You’ll never meet another girl like Schayler. You’ve seriously lost if you’ve let a girl named Schayler slip through your fingers because she’s one in 8 billion. She always has the funniest stories to tell and is completely oblivious to how absolutely STUNNING she is. Boys always simp for her! Her loyalty is unmatched and she will stand by your side through thick and thin. She is a sensitive soul, so don’t mess with her feelings! Best part of all is that her figure is fucking amazing with a waist to ass ratio that most women envy. 🍑

That girl Schayler, she’s so beautiful I’m too nervous to approach her! 😩

by Rupertfknbear November 24, 2021